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Shows: SGA
Rec Category: Humor
Characters: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan/Michael Kenmore (in background)
Categories: M/M
Words: 2881
Warnings: no AO3 warnings apply
Author on DW: [personal profile] trinityofone
Author's Website: trinityofone on AO3
Link: Missionary Position on AO3
Why This Must Be Read: This is set at the end of S2 with Rodney and Ronon prisoners on the Wraith hiveship headed for Earth. In a desperate bid to survive, Rodney tries to persuade the Wraith to embrace the joys of being converted to humans instead of invading Earth, with a sex-ed talk. Clever, funny, and an excellent read.

( snippet of the fic under here )

Done Since 2026-09-20

Sep. 27th, 2026 01:39 pm
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Not a good week -- see yesterday's s4s post remembering Kathy Mar. At least I

On the other hand, I seem to be regaining some mobility in my right shoulder, I got my COVID stab (here they call it a "coronaprik") Tuesday, and we picked up our new good-for-five-years ID cards on Thursday.

On the gripping hand, only four walks -- leaving the house tends to screw up my schedule -- and we had to get a new electric coffee grinder. And I acquired two deep new rabbit-holes on Tuesday. Doomed.

And speaking of doom, the US is still in the hands of a madman, religious fanatics, and evil trillionaires. "Evil" may be redundant in that sentence. And the ultimate horror: somebody has ported DOOM to SQL.

Ok, maybe that's not quite as horrible as DOOM running on nothing but regex find-and-replace. But the SQL version is a lot faster. You're welcome.

Linkies:

( Notes & links; CW death Thurs. )

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Title: long story short
Rating: Teen
Category: Multi (M/M/M)
Fandom: Blue Lock
Author: shroomy(y)star
Ship/Characters: Chigiri Hyouma/Kunigami Rensuke/Shidou Ryuusei
Warnings/Notes: post-canon, established relationship, polyamory, canon-typical violence
Word Count: 600
Summary: It’s a little cute, Chigiri has to admit, both of it. All of it.

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Title: dancing with death
Rating: Gen
Category: F/M
Fandom: Storm (Marvel Comics)
Author: shroomy(y)star
Ship/Characters: First Death Horseman of the Apocalypse/Ororo Munroe
Warnings/Notes: from the ashes era. inspired loosely by ororo dying and then naturally coming back in her recent solo. i miss death. for prompt #45 Ready to Fight. i need a character tag for death and a pairing tag for them, please!
Word Count: 100
Summary: And now she’s here once more, back to dancing, flirting, with Death.

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Title: Nothing Like A Rabbit
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes AU
Author: smallhobbit
Rating: G
Challenge: #102 - Law & Order: Criminal Intent - Mad Hops
Spoilers: None
Summary: The Ferret has a new girlfriend
( Mad Hops )

Consequences (27)

Sep. 27th, 2026 10:34 am
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A moderately satisfactory conclusion

They must be grateful that the vagaries of wind and tide had meant that there could have been no confiding of Blatchett’s body to the waves, as Sandy suspected would have otherwise been the case, that would have greatly confused matters.

At least, said Will Brocken of the Detective Branch, we may report that he is deceased.

Sandy looked down at the body. That was certainly so. They had contrived, by a certain amount of disbursement of funds, to have it conveyed to the nearest town from the coastal hamlet – barely even that, a few cottages and something that might by courtesy be deemed a tavern – where he had met his end.

Had been seriously knocked about, but – although a local surgeon had been summoned and they must wait upon his verdict to be sure – what had probably finally done for him was a blow to the head, that might have been the result of a fall rather than any deliberate blow.

Sandy sighed. I will surmize, he said, that while he was awaiting the conditions that would permit setting to sea, he decided to beguile the time by making some approach to one or other of the local women. For he had most certainly been drinking. And her husband or lover or brothers and their friends fell upon him.

That seems very probable, Brocken conceded. Just because they are, we must suppose, smugglers, does not mean they are not very protective of their womenfolk.

Precisely.

They continued to contemplate the corpse for a while. Hardly the glass of fashion and the mould of form after his desperate flight.

I wonder, Brocken mused, what they have done with the horse – that once 'tis fed, and rested, I daresay will still be a good nag had he managed not to lame it – one did admit to him trading it for passage to Holland.

They must have hiding-places, given their occupation. I am not sure it would be prudent to suggest a search.

Local feelings? I am somewhat adrift in parts the like of this. I suppose we might sound out what Mr Chessley thinks.

Chessley was the local magistrate. Sandy had no great opinion of his intellect, but doubtless the man had some knowledge of local opinion. Though one also heard that in parts like these, there were those, even magistrates, that winked at the traditional maritime trade and were perchance more concerned to preserve good relations than pursue the law to its utmost extent.

He came in wringing his hands, just ahead of a fellow carrying a surgeon’s bag, saying that sure they were not used to this sort of thing hereabouts, casting a glance at Brocken as if he had brought it with him like some contagion from Town.

The surgeon, one Latchard, made slight poo-pooing sounds and remarked that 'twas not as though he was not called in to pronounce upon some suspicious death from one year’s end to the next – why, 'tis not so many months since –

Chessley waved his hands. Yes, yes, but an Earl, a stranger to these parts – flying from the Law –

Latchard had the expression of one that was entire used to Chessley’s outbursts. He suggested that they might leave him to work –

Brocken said that he had oft viewed autopsies and would be grateful of a chance to observe.

Oh, are you used to the business – be quite welcome. Mr MacDonald?

Sandy decided that he could leave the observation of the dissection to Brocken, and left the cellar.

Chessley took him to a snug chamber within the Town Hall, and offered him a choice of refreshments.

Taking a large glass of brandy himself, he sat down by the fire, shaking his head. 'Tis seldom we have any troubles with those – those fisherfolk – are wont to deal with their own bothers – keep themselves to themselves –

I hope, ventured Sandy, we may prevail upon the tavern-keeper to testify?

Mayhap, said Chessley in doubtful tones. He was silent for a while, and then began to grumble upon the inconvenience of empanelling a coroner’s jury, for some specific local reason at this particular time: or perchance, thought Sandy, because he found this entire business a grotesque intrusion upon the usual tenor of life in this quiet small town.

Sandy tried to suppress his own impatience. Recalled Clorinda’s maxim that one must play it out to the last act and the final curtain. But sure this was becoming a very tedious proceeding. He had to admit, he had grown more used than perchance entire befitted a philosopher to the comfort of Clorinda’s establishment! That was not in the least rivalled by the kind of places where they had been obliged to find lodging during the hunt. Were they not as bad as might be – he was in a position to be somewhat nice in the matter – still could not compare.

And he was greatly missing a certain small dusky sarcastic fellow, and wondering how he did, and how matters were getting on among their set.

As well as his accustomed contact with lively minds at the colleges wherein he taught, besides more informally in conversation with Hannah or Flora and their circle.

Certainly Brocken was an agreeable and intelligent young man – had formerly been one of Matt Johnson’s juvenile Runners, that he had fee’d to watch those that would not suspect street urchins of anything except mayhap having designs on their purse. In the evenings during this pursuit they had sat yarning over ale – talking of their exploits with Matt –

Of course Sandy had some reserve when it came to the Metropolitan Police! But sure there was a difference 'twixt the Detective Branch and the common constables that patrolled Hyde Park and places of resort.

So the coroner’s inquest came about with more expedition than he had feared, and here they were in the courtroom with a deal of interested spectators –

Including a familiar very black face. How had the news already attained to Gordon Marshall, leading reporter for the Lowndes Press? Already had his notebook and pencil out. A clew was provided when Sandy observed sitting next to him Ferraby Lowndes, that one heard was travelling the country about press business, and no doubt had been in the area and at once communicated this matter of interest.

Brocken sworn in to recount the tale of how Lord Blatchett came to be upon this coast – presumption of guilty flight following the death of his friend Mr Mortimer Chellow of which they might have read in the newspapers – authorities wished to interrogate him as at the very least, a likely witness –

Latchard’s evidence on the cautious side – the deceased had been battered about considerable but he could not swear to the circumstances – death resulted from a blow to the head, again, he could by no means testify to the immediate cause.

A certain amount of local sensation in court when the keeper of the low tavern in which it had happened took the stand and was sworn in. A thick local dialect – somewhat surly in manner – fellow had been seeking a passage – some agreement had, he thought been come to – fellow then commenced upon drinking – grew uprageous and violent – the company obliged to set hands upon him – in the affray fell over and hit his head upon a stool –

Entirely plausible – no mention of any consideration involved in bargaining for the passage –

There was very little delay in bringing about a verdict of accidental death, though the foreman of the jury and the coroner both delivered themselves of animadversions upon drink.

Brocken shook himself. Well, I may go close the case – his behaviour argues his guilt in the matter, would you not agree? – I daresay there will be some man of law – mayhap steward of the estate? – will make arrangements – out of our hands –

Gordon Marshall and Ferry Lowndes came over as the crowd began to exit the courtroom.

Well, said Gordon, the press was rather hoping that we would have the full panoply of a trial before his peers in the House of Lords, very picturesque, and mayhap coming to a hanging with a silken rope as befitting his rank, but his end points a moral and adorns a tale, one cannot complain.

He looked at Brocken. Might we go take a glass of ale or so, so that I might glean a report on the fine work of the Detective Branch?

Brocken gave a lopsided grin and said, ale would come very welcome, and he minded upon Mr Marshall’s excellent reporting on the business of the Pottingell silver theft that he had investigated.

They were ensconced in a decent local tavern, and going over the tale with various telling details from the pursuit, when Ferry Lowndes frowned and said, is there an heir? A brother?

A cousin, I fancy, said Sandy, but I do not spend my days in perusing the Peerage.

Anyway, this was all no longer his business, to his great relief, and he might return to Town, and assure Brocken of continuing friendship and that he would ever be agreeable to talking over cases.

On returning to Clorinda’s pretty house, he found her in somewhat of a fret.

Theatricals! she exclaimed. Here are Hattie and Amelia, quite beg me to assist in this matter of the memorial for Hywel Jenkins, and really, it requires somewhat 'twixt the skills of a lion-tamer and a diplomat. For indeed, all wish to pay tribute to the deceased, but –

Sandy grinned. They also wish their own standing to be properly recognized?

Clorinda sighed. Would that I might box their ears and send 'em supperless to bed. But, my dear, I apprehend that you have had a moderately satisfactory conclusion to your pursuit – read the report – one probably should not say, that is two very tiresome fellows out of the way, most uncharitable, but they are little loss – but you will wish to repair from your travels and I daresay have plans.

O, and I fail to mention that Lord Saythingport lately had a stroke and at present lies invalid at the Grigsons under the care of crack nurses.

Further enlightenment was conveyed when Sandy saw Maurice. A horrid shock for the poor little renter he was with at the time – a deal of careful covert conveying him to Asterley’s – yes, actually at the club – Sir Stockwell was like to have a fit himself –

So Asterley’s prophesy proved accurate!

Sorrow's Son (The Magnus Archives)

Sep. 27th, 2026 12:06 pm
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Title: Sorrow's Son
Author: anysin
Fandom: The Magnus Archives
Pairing: Peter Lukas/Martin Blackwood
Word Count: 6,155
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Mind control, dubious consent, murder.
Summary: Martin's mother has been lured away, and he must try to rescue her. Fairytale AU based on Heer Halewijn.

Sorrow's Son

Sunday Word: Horripilation

Sep. 27th, 2026 01:02 pm
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horripilation [haw-rip-uh-ley-shuhn, ho-]

noun:
a bristling of the hair of the head or body (as from fright or excitement); goose bumps


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Examples:

I can’t have been the only person who spent the evening in a pretty much constant state of horripilation. (Alexis Soloski, Review: In 'All Is Calm,' Thrilling Song in the Trenches, New York Times, November 2018)

Goosebumps, chills, horripilation, nail-biting, and cold shivers were the many states many were left in at the Miss Malaika Fashion show after the arrival of Ghana's most renowned style icon, Nana Akua Addo. (Kwasy Danyels, How Nana Akua Addo Slayed At Miss Malaika Fashion Show In Her Stunning Outfit, Modern Ghana, October 2018)

Adrenaline stimulates tiny muscles to pull on the roots of our hairs, making them stand out from our skin. That distorts the skin, causing bumps to form. Call it horripilation, and you'll be right — bristling from cold or fear. (Adam Cole and Ryan Kellman, The Hair-Raising Science Of Goose Bumps, NPR, December 2019)

It seemed by its thorns to be in a state of perpetual horripilation, and by its roaming black antelopes to be rolling its eyes. (Norman Douglas, Old Calabria)

Suddenly he was swept by horripilation. The goosebumps swept up from his ankles all the way to the nape of his neck, where the hairs stirred and tried to stand up. (Stephen King, Under the Dome)

A wonderful desire and love impel men from distant regions to visit the holy spot, and the first sight of the Ka'abah causes awe and fear, horripilation and tears. (Sir Richard Francis Burton, Personal Narrative of a Pilgrimage to Al-Madinah & Meccah)

Origin:

1650s, from Late Latin horripilationem (nominative horripilatio), noun of action from past participle stem of horripilare 'bristle with hairs, be shaggy,' from stem of horrere 'to bristle' + pilus 'hair'. The verb horripilate is attested from 1620s. (Online Etymology Dictionary)

Horripilation is a technical term for what happens when your hair stands up, such as when you’re cold, scared, or excited. We popularly call this goose bumps (or goose pimples, gooseflesh, or goose skin). Horripilation doesn’t only happen in humans. When some animals get startled or threatened, their fur raises in response. (When the fur becomes raised in this way on the neck, such as on a dog or cat, we say they’ve raised their hackles.)The same thing happens in humans, and is usually most noticeable in places where we don’t have much hair or the hair is very fine, such as the arms and neck. The verb horripilate means to trigger horripilation - to give someone goose bumps, as in Horror movies have the power to horripilate the viewer. It can also mean to experience horripilation - to get goose bumps. Example: A well-known example of horripilation in animals is the raising of a porcupine’s quills. (Dictionary.com)

Calvinball cards

Sep. 27th, 2026 05:26 pm
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(Like usual, this is me making the previous post I meant to make, because I found it in my drafts upon starting the next post. Notes on working at Book Hound: some other time.)

The other week, for their 40th, my flatmate E. made a deck of blank playing cards, drew faces for a few of them, and then invited a bunch of friends over to eat cake and spend a couple of hours drawing playing cards, before playing a game with them. Were there any rules for what should be on the cards? Not really! When we'd got to the last twenty cards of the hundred-card stack, E. introduced a requirement that only suit cards could be made from then on, just to make sure every suit actually had more than one card in it. Drawing skill was variable. E is a cartoonist; I'm a doodler; my flatmate S. spent the entire time tracing four detailed frog warriors he found on the internet, and then was surprised to learn that several other people had also drawn entries in the suit of frogs. The resulting game was a lot of fun. ( Here is a sample of the cards. )
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Title: Bring A Horse To Water // break it to the bit
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] schwertlilie
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII Remake
Pairing: Rufus Shinra/Cloud Strife
Word Count: 12 360
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con; also conditioning, gaslighting, forced feminization, noncon toy use, extremely dubcon sex, noncon body modification, noncon drug use, memory loss, some light mind break

Summary:
The guy doesn't stop touching him, and Cloud really should do something about that - it's proprietary, as if the person has any right to touch Cloud at all, but it's not as annoying as the way Corneo's lackeys manhandle him.

It's.. maybe kind of nice.
Rufus captures Cloud during their fight on the rooftop and decides Cloud would make an excellent live-in girlfriend/sex pet; Corneo has just the program for him, dedicated to rehabilitating naughty bitches into something more agreeable.

Posted on AO3 here.
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The new version of the Dragaera Timeline is up, with information from the latest book, Lyorn.

Here are a few choice selections:
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Huzzah!

Sep. 26th, 2026 10:11 pm
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The renn fair was fun but the day ended sourly.


As I told [personal profile] evil_little_dog if I woke up before the alarm I was just going to get going then. I did and I did. I wasn't the only renn fair bound person at that hotel judging by the peasant couple and the guy dressed like a gnome. This was the ideal hotel because it's 1.3 miles from OH-73 which is the road the fair is on. I got to the 71/73 intersection (which is how I usually go) It's 3.8 miles to the fair. Took 35 minutes to get there. It doesn't open until 1030. I'm in the ADA line and it's still closer to 11.

I know Jacque de Whipper is on at noon. I was going to shop around that side and go sit at 1130. Nope. It's 10 to 11 and the seats are nearly filled. I plop down. I watch the pirate acrobat/comedy show (cute), Magnolia and Judas' show. She sings Hildegard von Bingen while fire dancing. Her husband does one of those under water Houdiniesque escapes. they were fun (and if I dared to get up I might have checked out her cd sung in a mausoleum.

And the audience was into it. Very interactive. So much fun.

Jacques de Whipper is a stellar dude. One of the things he asked everyone to do was well yes tip him but he is doing SO well and there are others who just as good and not as well tipped. He asked us to be kind if we could afford it (I should have circled back when I was close to do that with the other acts but it was so damn muddy around the theater I was afraid of falling).

Jacques was a lot of fun. The song part of it didn't go as well as I've seen it at other places but that's on us and our requests. And he learned why you never sing out 'OH' in Ohio because the rest of us WILL loudly shout back I-O (thanks for nothing OSU). Unfortunately he also hurt his left wrist sword fighting earlier in the week so he was one-handed but that also meant he trotted out a flaming whip act he hadn't entirely perfected.

I did tip (and got a pin of him as a thank you) Sadly I couldn't get near him. I got the pin from his wife. Also he is very funny (and kept telling us to drink water thanks to all the thirsty comments his videos get. Dude is very attractive)

I hobble around to the falafel place shopping as I go (buying nothing). By now it's hotter than it's meant to be today. I get there and for some reason it's PACKED. (even longer line than I just stood in for the privvies) But the crepe place has NO ONE (which had to be worrisome for them because every other food stand is slammed) I get a spinach/feta crepe. A bit pricey but tasty. But between the heat and my sugar my brain chemistry is sliding. I know it. I feel it.

I also feel like a dummy because all week I kept saying put the powered gatorade in your purse. 'nah I'll remember' I did not remember. I could have used the electrolytes.

A lot of the vendors I used to know are gone, not all of them but a lot. The one thing I don't like with the expanded ren fest (and it was the reason a lot of people retired in 2019) is that they no longer have the rule it MUST be hand made by the vendors and we do get some imported crap. Not a ton but enough.

I found Uncommon Adornments, a place I've been buying from since 1997 (my first renn fest at this site) but this is probably the last for me. The prices are a bit outrageous now and I have one in nearly every style so... however those earrings are the first thing I bought that wasn't food or drink.

By the time I hit Ladysmith, my brain is swimming in sugar and heat and that is my explanation for why I spent so much on this 1920s looking silver and labradorite pendant (very pretty, too expensive). I wander in and out of a ton of places and I feel justified in moving this fest to every other year because I do have everything I want from most of the vendors.

I haven't been back to the leather dragon place in several years (but I'm wearing the purple dragon I bought long ago probably 2019) I couldn't NOT buy the dragon holding a book and a latte because it's me in dragon form (and it wasn't overpriced)

I took forever at the copper jewelry shop (used a jewelers torch to heat/decorated the metal) I wanted the space stuff but it wasn't as nice as the leave and then I saw the cat.

I drank some nice granny smith apple mead (I wanted to try the one with juniper berries and cranberries but it was on the drier side but they aren't doing samples so I went sweet) I was going to get a chimney cake (Kürtőskalács). I think they're yummy and fun BUT the line was like 100 yards long. Screw that. Besides it's now 4 pm and I've been here 6 hours.

And here's where things went sideways. It was cloudless and sunny so I put in my contacts for the first time in 6 weeks so my sunglasses could fit better. Welp this is the wake up call to do what I've been saying I was going to do for 3 years: prescription sunglasses (I was going to do it this summer but turns out Warby Parker won't do them for someone with my vision). My contacts were beginning to bother my right eye.

And just like the last few times I've worn a contact, my right starts freaking out so I pull my contacts out and get on the road. By the time I'm 20 miles up the road to the truck stop where I usually change out of my cosplay and pee. I grabbed gatorade, coffee and two popeye chicken meals (sandwich and a 2 piece with biscuit and it was still cheaper than that crepe) I remember when people got into fights over this Popeye chicken sandwich (it's identical to the KFC one but that one had more flavorful breading than Popeye's classic)

I go out and realize my eye must be getting worse because I parked like an idiot and I realized I couldn't see out of my right eye again. Thank god Old US 35 is almost empty always but by the time I'm in Chillicothe I absolutely cannot see anything but haze out of my right eye. By the time I hit here, my eye is redder than my Deadpool t-shirt and swollen so much I can't even fully shut it. Again. And naturally it's a weekend because if not I would beg my eye doctor to look at this NOW. Every time it happens, it takes so long to get in that it's half healed. My eye is watering so bad, I've had to blow my nose for 3 hours now. It's beginning to calm down but I still have this blown up to about 300% so I can see it. I won't share pictures tonight because my vision is too blurry. And it's not worth going to urgent care because they're not experts and I DO have steroid drops so in they go.

But I saw no less than two Alucard's from Hellsing, one Qifrey from Witch Hat Atelier and a Medusa with her stone victim. There was Jesus (complete with that red sash they love painting him in) and a Biblically accurate angel but I couldn't get my camera out fast enough. MY cosplay with that totally not renn shawl I bought at that other Medieval fair earlier in the month was an absolute hit. Almost no one ever comments on my cosplay. I get it. I'm older and not skinny/cute, kinda sucks but that's usually reality. So I was very pleased with that. It would have been a great day if my eye hadn't turned into an asshole with a hemorrhoid


also I know I owe a lot of comments back. Was going to do it tonight but can't for the obvious reason.

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